COBB Pops N’ Bangs

Nothing says quality and performance like obnoxious noises that damage your car for internet clout, but why stop there? Keep it 100 and flex your diet just the same with the all-new COBB Pops & Bangs breakfast cereal!

Loaded up with sugar, carbs, sodium…and probably some vitamins. A few bowls of this amazing well-balanced meal will definitely retard your timing enough to blowout your exhaust bigger than everyone else!

Car Meet Treats Recipe

Enjoying Pops N’ Bangs on your own is lame. Luckily, we have a great recipe for a special Car Meet Treat that’s guaranteed to bring a crowd around your ride and distract them from all of your Ebay parts!

3 tablespoons Rotella T6 1 package (10 oz., about 40) packaging peanuts OR 4 cups Melted Exhaust Hangers 6 cups COBB Pops N’ Bangs cereal

PS: Wash. Your. Hands.
PPS: COBB Pops N’ Bangs is not a real cereal.
PPPS: COBB does not make Pops N’ Bangs OTS maps.
PPPPS: Carole Baskin probably killed Epstein.